Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

What do you think I feel... it's 6:18am in the morning-- Uh, I mean granted, but if you, in real-life, are hungry, then I can't help you... But, for little DMXie... *summons hundreds of pies* enjoy.

I wish that there was a huge sword in the ground.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but to be in the ground, it first falls on you.

I wish Kyo went to sleep now so he could come wide awake later.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I wake up a second later. It's a Saturday, so I'll be awake ALL DAY. (Seriously, I only take naps on a Saturday) Reason why? World of Warcraft, these forums, games, lardida, going out....

I wish DMX had a powerful enough computer and enough money every month to play WoW with me and Shadow.... (Dang it, my name's Kyosan on there, lol!...)

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but mine becomes so powerful it overwhelms every computer and shuts them down permanently.

I wish to have a data disk.

[Kurtz]

Granted, *throws disk towards DMX's direction* By air-throwing it will take two weeks...

I wish that something nice would happen.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, a kilometer tall dragoness appears some meters away from us.

I wish I had enough power to turn into Tiamat so I can take care of her.

[Master Grim]

OK... this might take longer than I thought...

[Kurtz]

Granted, DMX, but you stay in that form for ten seconds, since the ground would probably collapse below you a minute or two later.

I wish I didn't feel so odd.

[Master Grim]

Doing the s*x scene now...

[Kurtz]

Hey, that's great going!... oh, by the way, congrats on your 500th post! :P