Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, now stop Slash!

I wish that I was home now.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you will be tied there forever now.

I wish for you to be able to go to bathroom at least.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I can't move and therefore also cannot get any food. I'll die in a few weeks.

I wish that this doesn't happen.

[Master Grim]

Granted.

Me - *starts firing off hundreds of rounds per millisecond*


I wish Slash won't kill me for this.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, I will.

I wish someone gives me a shotgun.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I get it mixed up with the Chicago Typewriter.

I wish that you could kill him slowly.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, *cracks knuckles*

I wish that you have the best seat to do this.

[Kurtz]

Granted, *sits down beside Lurea*

I wish that something nice would happen.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, now Lurea is ten times hornier than a virgin girl when her first time.

I wish for you to enjoy the show.

[Kurtz]

Oh, I will *watches as bullets riddle through Pokepimp*

I wish that I had something better to do, he's not retalliating or regenerating at all.