Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, I think the N00B players of Halo within that group of Templars stole it.

I wished we could skip time until DMX gets back *the story in the More Spam folder WILL continue, even if for a little bit*

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but I come back a little earlier because of a personal reason, then leave because I want to.

I wish I had an uber sexy dragoness in my arms right now.

[Kurtz]

*Stops* I want to give one to you *summons one* It's a shame I'm alone in this room... some company would be nice...

I wish you'd enjoy your dragoness.

[DragonMasterX]

I will, but you'll stay as lonely. Granted.

I wish not to be so cruel.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you lose your SPAM powers that made you cruel.

I wish for the power to breathe underwater.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but now you can't breathe normal air.

I wish to have bigger musculature.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you get so big you crush yourself.

I wish for a metal arm that can lift an elephant.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but as you lift it, it brakes, and the elephant lands on you.

I wish that didn't hurt.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I kick the elephant away with my new superpowers.

I wish never to lose these powers.

[Kurtz]

Granted, you're now branded a freak.

Kyo: I wish I wasn't human anymore.
LAVIYH: *strangles Kyo* You're doing it again! You're being wishful when you know nothing good's gonna happen!