Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, here's your beautiful and cuddly black female fox herm.

I wish to see seven stars crashing all together.

[Kurtz]

Granted, the explosion now reaches where you are and obliterates you. Game over. Do you have a spare credit?

I wish... that my continuous drones will not bore anyone.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, they all explode eventually.

I wish to have a shack of gumballs for me alone.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but since Kyo also wants that, your shack disappears and appears with Kyo. The joy!

I wish that there was someone online on MSN... It's getting really lonely now, and teh windows are slamming against the wall...

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you have the opportunity to talk with George W. Bush now but not tell him any disrespectful sentences.

I wish to have Windows XP so my MSN runs faster.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you accidentally scratch the hard drive's cover one day, finding out that it's paint. After scratching it all of, you find it's an old Tiny module.

I wish that this mallet over my head would disappear, and not hit my head.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it reappears and hits you between your legs now.

I wish you have a back-up for... uhh.. that.

[Kurtz]

Granted, I automatically turn into a fox who is way sexier then you. Well done, DMX.... Well done...

I wish that I could stay in this form for a while... *examines body and crotch* I kinda like it.

[DragonMasterX]

If you want to keep with those 2 inches... well, okay. Granted, you stay like that for the rest of your life.

I wish to have a 5x5 meter large Pie.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it appears to be the size of a 5x5 pixel.

I wish that Shadow would come online sometime this week!