Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but his brain grows too big and the pops inside his head to then start growing again and popping repeatedly.

I wish for 100 wishes!

[Kurtz]

Granted, but once you wish all 100, time goes backwards, and the thing that gave you those 100 wishes is gone. Oh boo hoo.

I wish that me and DMX could have infinite wishes! Then we could have a great disco party then... *grins at any dragoness*

[KS_Naslund]

TOO BAD! you're only getting 9 to the power of 10 wishes

I wish for a fro for this disco party!

[Kurtz]

Granted, but since I can't catch what you mean by fro, I immediately stuff you in a huge frock.

I wish that I could take HUNDREDS of screenshots of him in that frock.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but a clown face is printed on top of it which looks REALLY spooky.

I wish that clowns disappear from our realm.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now they are replaced by hundreds of Barney the Dinosaur who sing 24/7.

I wish that something bad would happen to me... now.... poison me, knock me unconcious, whatever!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you are stuck with Barney in a class room in a beautiful day where you could do whatever you want while he teaches you how to inflate ballons.

I wish to be asleep already... err... bye!

[Kurtz]

Granted, you are now in a coma and you have to wait for the next person to post before you wake up.

Er... can I wish that someone IMMEDIATELY posts?

[Master Grim]

Wish... err... not granted? Heh...

I wish the virus I just designed (DON'T LAUGH; I'M SERIOUS!) infected the internet and destroyed all computers... except for every one on the DaD, of course!

[Kurtz]

Granted, you've now destroyed every computer which had sufficent Aquaveemon or Aquarivamon pictures for me to feed upon (I have only two or three pictures... )

I wish that I could stop you from even making that virus.