Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but that doesn't stop the Sukamon from coming.

I wish Kyosan had a digimon to defend him.

[KS_Naslund]

Granted, but the Ogremon wants to be more than just friends.

I wish for a life-supply of Corn Pops.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but they all suddenly explode when a rocket from Kyo's super-duper Screw-you-so-much-o-matic misses you by mere inches.

I wish I didn't have an Ogremon as a partner! MAKE HIM GO AWAY, GODAMMIT!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, a KingSukamon takes his place.

I wish I had more than just three dollars.

[Kurtz]

Granted, here's three dollars and one cent.

I wish that I was not near this Aquarivamon with 140 whips.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, she's near me but without her whips now.

I wish to win the lottery!

[KS_Naslund]

"Congratulations on your free play."

I wish I had satellight TV

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you find out it's a poor rip-off of Freeview.

I wish me and DMX could go back to the situation at hand in the More Spam section!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the whole thing calms down in three posts.

I wish to know how I know that.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you actually look on the forums and finds out it's longer then three posts.

I wish... that Kyo would actually be smart... god, think of him then!

Kyo: *starts drawing more stuff to put on the DaD while his friend Erika watches him* What? It's a hobby!