Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you would wish a volcano in eruption; but you can't wish now.

I wish for Shadow's wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but when the volcano erupts you are showered with hot magma. Ouch, crispy.

I wish for the ability to run real fast (and still be able to stop).

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but when you stop you realize that the hyper acceleration of you're atoms in order to produce the speed caused you to age 100 years in a second.

I wish I could fly.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, two airline tickets to Hell, Michigan. Enjoy!

I wish I had wings I can fly with.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they are wax wings and will melt anytime you step outside.

I wish for a faster modem connection.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but while you are flying an airplane crashes with you.

I wish to have instant cure for alcohol poisoning.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, death is a cure for everything.

I wish for all of DMX's Renamon to come to me in his absence.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but I'm already here, so they all go back to my room.

I wish to know when I was knocked out today because I wasn't online that much.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you forget everything else.

I wish for the power to control other's minds.

[Kurtz]

Granted, you now control all the Numemon in the land...

I wish that the Numemon don't come after me.