Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but now that I've killed all pop up ads, the advertisment agencies want my head.

I wish for a delicious pie without anything bad happening from eating said pie.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but in order to get the pie you must sell your emortal soul to the devil

i wish for you to have 2 souls so you can sell one

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, I take yours and sell it for a Pie.

I wish to have another Pie.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's a mud pie made with real mud.

I wish I had Zero's Z-saber.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you're going to need some batteries for that thing (plutonium batteries that is).

I wish for the Chicago Typewriter with infinite ammo from Resident Evil 4.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but first you have to fight off a horde of monsters without the strength to take even two hits and then save up 1 million dollars and then found a guy who sells it.

I wish I had armor that looked like the dbl beast from Megaman beast episode 25.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it overcomes you easily and eats you from the inside out.

I wish Gregar was my best friend.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but Falzer kicks his but and then eats you.

I wish for their to be bra and panty matches in the new super smash bros.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the price skyrockets and it takes forever to load. (That's one of my wishes too.)

I wish for a pair of brand new Colt Pythons with bullets.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they're rare models and locked in a mylar bag that can never be opened.

I wish for a a pair of swordchucks.