Grant a wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but they dissapear and you run out of one wish....

I wish for a crappy guitar...

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but you have to extract it from the crevices within your anus.

I wish for doeble yiffing power.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

granted but you can never be hard again....

I wish to replace yours with a super charged prick...

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted *hands you an electrified needle* im not installing that thing

i wish i was in my happy place

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but your happy place isn't so happy anymore.

I wish for some manga.

[fred_18]

granted, but its only one picture with all the words crammed in it.

i wish for a cell phone

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you get no service.....

I wish for you not to get nothin' of never service...

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted, he gets never service! the only service which guarentees youl never get service or your money back!

i wish to get my money back

[fred_18]

granted, but its in pennies, now you have to carry what ever amount all over cause they want to hand your money to you personally

i wish you have a way to carry that much money besides your wallet and car.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you have your arms and hands.

I wish for the ultimate destruction of the planet mars. I hate that stupid planet.