Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, though they've been sitting in radioactive waste for a few days.

I wish for some new VeeGato stories.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but Veemon dies in the first episode after he licks the pussy's pussy once.

I wish that she could find another mate at least.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but they both die from AIDS.

I wish for a cure for Seroclusion.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but since I have no clue what that is I accidentally (yeah accidentally) make it worse and kill off thousands of people.

I wish for there to be a license for breeding in order to reduce the number of idiots in this world.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but that means losing Pie population, WHAT HAVE YOU JUST DONE?!?!

I wish Pie would be back!!

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it's new and less improved Pie, now with half the flavor! NOOOOO!!!

I wish for Pie to be restored to its former greatness.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you are sacrificed to the Pie God.

I wish the Pie God would accept Visa's instead of lives as payment.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but for some strange reason, all the visa's turn into dust.

I wish my boss comes over to visit me on saturday, she's rewally fun!

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but Velmont makes sure that you get twice the beating afterwards.

I wish for sanity.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you're the only sane person in a world full of crazy people so you're considered the crazy person.

I wish for three more wishes.