Grant a wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it always comes back yiffying......

I wish for some sandels...

[fred_18]

granted but they try to eat your feet off,

I wish for something better to do
(typing on my story has gotten me somewhere but so far nowhere)

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, you go do the dishes.

I wish for something.

[DrakeRR]

Granted, but it becomes something bad.

I wish for a DESTRUCTO-RAY!!!!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted you get a gun from the .99 cent store and when you pull the trigger it says loudly, "DESTRUCTO BEAM!"

I wish to have a better childhood..... ._,

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but later as an old man you suffer from disease, no Social Security, and those damn kids keep leaving flaming paper bags on your porch. Guess what's in them.

I wish I had better luck.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted you have mine.....

I wish you could retake back some wish that came true.....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... But I didn't get what you said, so I give you a hotdog instead.

I wish this game was fun again.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted this game gets fun to the extent everyone is horny and creates the largest communial orgy....

I wish to have a DaD convention!! ;)

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you don't participate in.

I wish to know the object of the meaning.