Grant a wish.

[fred_18]

granted but you cant stop doing art because you don't stop to think about what your doing.

i wish to have only one brother and sister

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but they are the siblings from hell....

I wish to have someone that I could talk to....

[fred_18]

granted but they're mute

i wish i could be deaf so i can't listen to the bro/sis from hell

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, your ears get ripped off from you in a painful way while a random guy, preferably me, fills your newly acquired holes with cotton until your skull gets filled with it and you lose so much oxigenation, your brain dies.

I wish not to be so descriptive when granting wishes.

[fred_18]

granted, but your granting would be simple
(cant think right, too much cotton)

i wish for a new brain
(i think that has been wished for already though)

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, enjoy your bran. (Sorry, I can't hear very well due to Vel's maniacal laughter of love. *shudder*)

I wish for something hard and blunt to thwack me across my face.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

ranted you are being hit with my wang.....

I wish for some marshmellows.....

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but they're magic marshmellows that turn you into a marshmellow. Hmmm, the ants are coming.

I wish for some fireworks.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but all youo get are the ones that are soggy.....

I wish for the 4th to be over soon....

[Herr Mullen]

Granted, but I went a step further and removed it all together. You are now under the rule of Her Majesty.

I wish for some new suits.