Grant a wish.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but everyone hates the way you rule, overpower you, and kill you.

i wish you knew the trick to escape from hell so i dont have to go get you again

[fred_18]

granted but hell came to earth any way after he came back

i wish i was on a baren planet like earth but empty.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it will be soon sprouting a new civilization of ugly fat smelly guys called Carl that collect stamps.

I wish I stopped to use jokes from TV.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you start using humor that's too sophisticated that no one understands it gets angry and decapitates you.

I wish I could control the force.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but there is another force that contrils you into doing weird things at awkward times.....

I wish to have the ability to become the next superhero....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you become the newest member in the newest superhero team the mediocre four!! With "Flame person" "Stretchy dude" "Now you see her now you don't girl" and "The creepy rocky thingy that looks like a baked potato and scares people!!"

I wish for an MP3 to the highlander theme song "Princes of the universe"

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but immediately after it plays, it corrupts whatever is running the MP3.

I wish my old laptop would work again!

[DrakeRR]

Granted, but the only thing on the hard drive are all barney episodes stuck in a continuous loop.

I wish to be the one.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted... you turn into a giant number one

i wish i could devoure peoples souls

[DrakeRR]

Granted, but it turns out you don't like the taste.

I wish for a quicker download speed.