Grant a wish.

[fred_18]

granted...you are now stuck there in thier place as a result.

i wish for a slower computer

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you end up going to Hell Michigan and get stuck there.

I wish for a suit of robotic armor that'll allow me to conguer the galaxy.

[fred_18]

granted, but the universal feds confiscate it

I wish i had something better to do

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you now leave get the hobby of bungee jumping, without bungee!

I wish there were free places to see that.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted *you are instantly teleported to the top of the tallest bridge on earth where 3 poeple just and one grabs you pulling you off with him*

i wish to watch... and not end up dying, its getting anoying having to climb back up threw my grave from hell every few hours...

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you will have a never ending diaohrrea(mostly certain this is mispelt)

I wish to know the correct spelling.

[DrakeRR]

Granted, it's diarrhea, and you get it.

I wish for a pre-release version of Spore.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's a biological spore that causes extreme pain in your chest until they eventually have to remove your left lung.

I wish for a kimono that has a dragon emroidered on it.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you also make one for me that is different.....

I wish for you to get a better job....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but my new job is Prince of the universe.

I wish for their to be no king so I can rule all.