Grant a wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted WE ARE RICH!!!!

I wish for our success to never end....

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the money turns us into arrogant jerks.

I wish for things to return to normal. (Or as normal as things get around here.)

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted everone is normal now/....EEWWWWWw Monotony

I wish for some way to not feel alone anymore....

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, a crowd of friendly people appears and accept you into their circle and you aren't lonely anymore, but now you have no time for the DaD.

I wish for a Rubik's Cube.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but the cube is impossible the colors keep changing....

I wish for a sunset....

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but a layer of clouds comes and blocks the view entirely.

I wish for a roll of quarters.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but you get beaten to within an inch of death by the fans that liked the screwed up vertion

i wish they liked the fixed vertion

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but they'll hate you in return and burn you in a stake.

I wish to have a new football.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted you get a pig, which you must skin to make the ball but the only problem is the ASPCA is on you.....

I wish for you to get my football...

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but it also reverts back into a pig

i wish you wher very fast and good at making footballs