Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, instead life becomes a postal bitch and smacking no longer affects it.

I wish for the death of every whiny person who demands my attention even though I have no clue who the heck they are.

[DrunkenMunkee]

Granted, but now they follow you everywhere in ghost form.

I wish that MySpace wasnt so emo!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it turns into an FBI website and it steals everyones money...

I wish to fix my computer problem...

[DrunkenMunkee]

Granted, but as soon as you fix that one, you have a new unfixable one.

I wish for a yellow submarine.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Its the size you find in a cereal box....

I wish to find my missing luggage....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you find a pack of dynamite ready to blow up in a quarter of a second when you open it.

I wish that you are able to escape so you can come to eat my pie.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but after you finish eating the pie you relize it was accualy a bomb in disguise and it blows up inside you

im glad i dont have to cleean up that mess... o wait i have to wish somthing...

i wish for a pair of pants with a trap door ass that will open at the most inapropriate moments

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, unfortunately everyone will kick it.

I wish blow up in random intervals.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you seem to only to pull off fake illusions that look convincing...

I wish to not be the one in the box you cut in half in a magic act....

[DrunkenMunkee]

Granted, but you're the one in the box he sets on fire.

I wish that i was coooool.