Grant a wish.

[DrunkenMunkee]

granted, but your knife/saw/sword/other sharp thing breaks so you cant do it anyway.

I wish that I had some more soda...

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

granted but it has a hole so you will spill half of it on yourself....

I wish I had some Club soda to give you....

[DrunkenMunkee]

Granted, but instead of cleaning my clothes, it makes it spread to LG's clothes too

I wish for us to be all clean now...and not sticky from the soda.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Fine but we are both sticky from splooge....

I wish for me to have some fun tonight....

[DrunkenMunkee]

Granted, but you forget about it in the morning.

I wish for The VanCrimsons and Blue and Red to some to america...ha...that sounds like a movie. "The VanCrimsons Go To America!"

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but when they arrive they hit a flux before taking me and returning to Romania....

I wish that I could say hello to you.....

[DrunkenMunkee]

Granted, but as soon as we say hello we have to say good bye

I wish my jacket didnt smell like Epsilon...

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted it smells like me.....

I wish to understand what that meant....

[DrunkenMunkee]

Granted, but when i try to tell you my mouth is suddenly glued shut.

I wish i could breath through my ears...

[Seit The Reaper]

Granted,but i plug them up..

i wish that life wasnt such a bitch....so i wouldnt have to smack it..