Grant a wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you fall asleep in a two post coma....

I wish for some good luck......

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, a safecage(sp?) with gems inside falls on you with a force of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds.

I wish to have a candle.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but its a trick one....You could never light it....

I wish to have one as well....

[Shadowknight]

*Starts blinking in morse code through his coma*

Granted, but it smells like fresh cut spring flowers spewed over a babbling brook with a hint of lemon.

I wish for a pet tarantula so I can scare off people I don't like.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it becomes giant after it starts eating everything it can, finally eating you after the tarantula becomes more than 40 feet tall.

I wish to have a shotgun with real shells.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted it has sea shells...Its full loaded....

I wish not to go to the doctors tommorrow....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, the doctors will come to you.

I wish to have a tennis racket.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but the handle kicks on coming off....

I wish not to arrive somewhere in west bumblefuck....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you will crash-land somewhere on west bumblefuck.

I wish that I never had wished.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

GRANTED NO MORE WISHES FOR YOU!!!!!!!

I wish to go to my visit my friends in somewhere and have nothing bad happen.,...