Grant a wish.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but he tries his best to hide from you for some reason.

I wish I had my old dead friend back... how I miss him so... he had the same name as me... but he was a different species...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but he's fricking pissed about being dragged out of horse heaven away from all those other girl horses.

I wish for a portal into the darkest depths of hades so I can unleash the spirits of the dead to do my bidding, like clean my room and do the dishes.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but hades gets pissed- and ass-fucks you brutally.

I wish for my own pet bat.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it doesn't do anything and you're brother takes it to play baseball and accidently breaks it.

I wish for them to bring back Freakazoid, Road Rovers, and all those good shows. Or at least release the DVDs.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

*GURK* Granted- but you don't get any copies- (Theyre releasing a DVD of animaniacs in december- I dunno about road rovers- freakazoid- and those other good stuff! WAHHHH!!!)

I wish Shadow's wish comes true without any dire and/or bad consequences!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but he ceases to exist before he can wish again.

I wish that you stop making wishes so something bad happens.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted nothing happens......

I wish for someone to actually make some people happy by visiting them.....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, that will be their last time being happy.

I wish that pies grow double their sizes.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but first they shrink to 1/80000000000 of their original size.

I wish for a hoverboard.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it has lots of holes and it's being currently devoured by little creatures you can't see.

I wish to have to bandages to fix those holes.