Grant a wish.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but you live under the ice where you are constantly raped by male walruses.

I wish that I knew what I should wish for right now.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but once you know you can never wish for it again.

I wish for people to stop telling me how smart their kids are. "My kid is an honor roll student" Yeah, I beat up kids like your's for lunch money.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but the dont tell you to your face,,, their attitude says it all....

I wish for someone to asassinate George W....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, your best friend will take the pleasure from you.

I wish to know who YOU love.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, I love you...

I wish someone would give me hug- and isnt barney or anyone from his show.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted.... I hug yah!!!!......and weregarurumon said he wants next.....

I wish for something to do in a couple of years.....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, you age.

I wish for a new friend.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I give you one of those creepy Chuckie dolls that stares at you endlessly with it's cold souless eyes.

I wish for the immediate destruction of all dolls. They scare me.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, unfortunately, I don't die, muahaha! >:3

I wish to have a volcano so I can change back again.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it doesn't accept plushies so if you throw yourself in it'll anger the volcano gods and they'll destroy you, or make you do a funny dance in a grass skirt in front of your whole school. Whichever.

I wish for a pair of X-Ray glasses that really work.