Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but once you find them you accidently waste them making a pretty ribbon that doesn't do diddly.

I wish for a bowling ball with a human skull in it.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you'll find later on that you are actually using the human skull as bowling ball.

I wish to have a cake with candies in it! :3

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... you rot your teeth out.

I wish for 5 more orichalcum+

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but they disintergrate at first contact of skin....

I wish to find out where Waldo Is?....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, he's up yours.

I wish I knew yoga.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you have to learn with Michael Jackson in leather.....

I wish to take that whip away from him....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but he uses it on you.

I wish to go on that yoga session with MJ.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but he dresses up as barney to try and lure you into a sense of security. I'M ONTO YOU MJ!!

I wish for a go kart that has a top speed of 200 MPH.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but due to a recent thunderstorm, the axels rust- so the wheels can't turn.

I wish for barney.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you can never make him go away and he constantly sings his annoying songs 24/7 non stop.

I wish to live in Alaska far from any humans.