Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it will be MUCH more crappy that you could even imagine, adding an ending with Barney singing a stupid song.

I wish to be in that movie for... you know

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you are corraled by Barney and now sit through endless barney songs.........

I wish for you to kill him twice over....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the process makes him immortal so no matter what you do you can never kill, hurt, maime, maul, destroy, or injure, him.

I wish for an apocalyptic world.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but I heard you wrong so the world turns into a pop-lyp-tic one....

I wish for some cooking oil, I am running low....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it's sintethized(sp?) from a mixture from Rusia from 1945.

I wish to eat something tasty and not healthy at all.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I hand you a bucket of sugar. But it attracts a large army of bees who devour you.

I wish for a Konoha Forehead Protector.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but it got scratched on the way, so you were mistaken for a missing nin- will be hunted down by hunter nin. By the way- it's not water-proof.

I wish to get hit by countless Kunai! That would be great!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it turns into silly string and it turns you hair pink..awwwwwwwww......

I wish to take a picture of this moment, Gunter wearing pink hair...

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... but the film is corrupt- and your camera blows up.

I wish for pasta... the poisonous kind.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it poisons you to becoming a full female figured woman.... You look kind of hot ^_^....

I wish for a mirror to reflect Gun's new looks...