Grant a wish.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted. But they are permanent fists.

I wish that I was struck by lightning, that would be cool!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

granted but when you do it changes you into a the policeman from the village people.....

I wish to hear YMCA to complete the transformation.....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the only way to have it done is to sing it yourself infront of a live audience at times square.

I wish for a evil twin.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

ok...its a nice twin that always wants you to fuck him 24/7

I wish for the nobel peace prize....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, in your acceptance speech instead of throwing you with fruits, they throw you with knifes, shoot you with machineguns, set you on fire with flamethrowers and I throw a Pie to your face.

I wish to be able to fly high up and then come down so hard I'd dive through the ground and get on the other side of the world.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but there is some midget elf that returns the floor back to solidity just as you are going to pass through....

I wish to get laid, soon.....heehee

[Shadowknight]

Granted, a girl Lays you down to sleep. Then she leaves and comes to my house.

I wish for a handheld thermo nuclear device.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you share it with me so I can use it as a pillow to half-complete my new bed.

I wish to have a tsunami encased in a bottle.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but its the size of a thimble so it can damage no one.....

I wish to have the ability to let my imagination come to live.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... But knowing you, your imaginations turn on you- and eat you. Then I throw a pie at your face.

I wish that I would have sex. I don't care with what, who, where, when and how.