Grant a wish.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... *rips your eyes out of their sockets, and brings them to DMX*

I wish I would DIE A HORRIBLE EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL DEATH BY HORRIBLE CIRCUMSTANCES- right now, with something very painful, lethal and dangerous- that does NOT include anal sex and other girly stuff such as marshmallows and stuff- I want my blood to stain the walls.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted *extracts some blood from Gunter with a needle, then shots it to the wall* there.

I wish for someone to clean my new wall stained in red.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... But I use your favourite shirt to do so.

I wish I could keep that blood-stained shirt...

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it has a special ingredient of fecal matter....

I wish for you to throw that away....

[Zephyr of Darkness]

Granted, but it'll be in your trash can for the next 6 months.

I wish I don't have classes today.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but your work load for tomoorow increase two-fold....

I wish to enjoy my summer vacation.....WOOOOHOOOO!!!! :P

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it starts raining whenever you step out of the house.

I wish for a TV the size of my wall.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but like your wall, they tear it down.

I wish for a bottle of freh Blueberry jam- I need it for my stupid cake I'm trying to make.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you should use freshly crushed blueberries, it'll give it a fresher taste and better texture.

I wish for a new set of Pots and Pans, my old ones are dented from being dropped too many times. Teach me to buy the cheap non dent-resitant ones huh?

[Gunter VanCrimson]

okay- I'll go see if I can get/buy any.

Granted- but they're heat ressistant.

I wish for the fog to go away- I can't see the mountains-