Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but your allergic to the yarn and sneeze everytime you try to choke yourself so you fail.

I wish for a few blank DVDs so I can make copies of a DVD I rented.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but theyre non-rewritable- YOU CAN'T BURN ON THEM!! BWA-HAHAHAHA!! *ahem- sorry.*

I wish for terrorists to lop my fricking head off slowly, like in the site I showed you.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but they have horrible accuracy and you die before they can hit you or anything.

I wish for a new faster way to do homework.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... a from now onwards- a deranged and rabid chimpanzee will do all your homework.

I wish for DEATH BY HELICOPTER BLADES!! That would be so funny!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it changes into, "DEATH BY HUGE MARSHMELLOW!!!"

I wish to enjoy the view from my room....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but that will be the last thing you'll see.

I wish to have a chocolate cake with donuts.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted, but its fear factor style....

I wish to be muscular and be able to beat my opponents on the dance floor...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but while dancing you pull a double hernia.

I wish for a chicken.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but god decides to squish you with one of his massive fingers for wishing something like that.

I wish for god to be here, I need to talk to him about my sister's creation *cracks knuckles*

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but then you dissapear.....

I wish to see you again....