Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I stole it from some pirates and now they're after you.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Fettuchini Alfredo, and chicken.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, the chicken is a grenade actually.

I wish a Patamon!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but he's allergic to dragon scales and sneezes constantly, thus destroying your house from the inside out.

I wish for a bulldozer.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, unfortunately you destroy your own house by using it in reverse.

I wish to be immune to cold.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but now your weakness is pie.

I wish for a pie to throw at you.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but its a pie you can't throw.

I wish to give you a catapult for that.....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, to pay it- you must work as dressed as Barney HERE at the DaD

I wish to have a bat.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but its paper thin and breaks easily....

I wish to enjoy college next semester....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it'll be so good- you'll decide to stay for another 10 years. The first one will be as good as this, but the other 9 will be like living in hell.

I wish for a newspaper.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... but it's from ten years ago. It gets possesed and whacks you continuesly on the head for another ten years.

I wish for a ball of yarn to choke myself with.