Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but I was hungry- so I just hand you Slashmon.

I wish for a strawberry cake for Shadow.

[Shadowknight]

Awww, I don't like strawberries.

I wish for the power to walk through walls.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... but you can't control it, and fall through the earths crust- mantle- until you reach the core.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

I wish for an Undertaker outfit.

[Shadowknight]

I wonder what would happen if you did fall to the center of the earth. Would you just hang there or would you continue falling?

Granted, but it was bought at a build a bear workshop so it won't ever fit you and people will make fun of you for owning it.

I wish for a PK 2400 cerebral laser.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but next time- tell me if it uses batteries.

I wish for seven and a half litres of oil.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's cooking oil and it's been bad for over a month and reeks like a dead corpse.

I wish for a grill that can fry an entire pig at once.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but each pig takes 3 days to fry.

I wish donuts rain today.

[Zephyr of Darkness]

Granted, but only in Antarctica.

I wish I had a true leather executive agenda.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you'll pay for it.

I wish for a bowl of icecream! :3