Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's been Remixed into something that barely resembles the original. Seriously though, try http://www.vgmuseum.com/ If any place has it I'd go there.

I wish for a copy of Final Fantasy 3 so my collection will be complete.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but when you try to choose a white mage or a knight as jobs, your system freezes.

It wasn't there...

I wish to have the opening theme of MegaMan X4 from PSX :P

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but your PSX blows up with an atomic explosion.

I wish for a PSX- I can't find those here!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's imported from Japan so you can't understand a word of what anyone's saying.

I wish for the soundtrack to final fantasy. Nobou's music rocks.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but you suddenly go deaf.

I wish to be able to cast arcane magic.

[Shadowknight]

Since I'm deaf in my left ear I don't hear the wish properly and grant you archanoid powers, your stuck in an 8 bit world bouncing a stupid little ball around on your ship.

I wish for the ringing in my ears to go away.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, a buzzing replaces it.

I wish for some carrot and tomatoe salad.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, here's some Ferret and some eight O salad.

I wish for a pizza.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it has anchovies and it atracts Slashmon.

I wish someone eats those anchovies! *claw pressing on his own nose*

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Eats pizza* I love anchovies!

I wish for another pizza. I'm still hungry.