Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you float into outer space.

I wish for a space shuttle that can travel through wormholes.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but your first wormhole will make your ship break, landing in Barney's dimension, which is all stupid and dumbfouled kids accompained by loads of Barney singing stupid songs.

I wish that at least... you die there before going nuts.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but instead of dying or going nuts I instead use my evilness to conquer the annoying world and rage war on all worlds.

I wish for a black hole that I can keep under my bed.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, said goodbye to the porn in your room.

I wish for something to eat... I'm... dying...

[Shadowknight]

Nice try, I keep all my porn in a safe in the attic.

Granted, *hands DMX a cat*

I wish for that cat to be rabid.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but now you eat it.

I wish for some ketchup.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted....Its coagulated blood from Fear Factor....

I wish to be able to energize myself to any location by a back pack at any time I would like and work forever and I live eternally as well...

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you explode into electricity and are consumed by users of the powerplant.

I wish for having a new Megaman X game for the PSX

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but its a bootleg and never seems to run when you want to play it....

I wish to be able to see all my friends from around the world...

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but they won't see you.

I wish to have a pair of sunglasses.