Grant a wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but in real life you read another one's thoughts.....

I wish to be able to talk to all living creatures....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but only after they've died.

I wish to SCREW EVRYTHING!!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I give you a home depo power drill and a screw bit. Have fun.

I wish to have the ability to have sex with any girl I chose, at any time I wanted, and not have to worry about any law enforcement if it was a public place, or jealous husbands/boyfriends, or parents, or pregnancy, or STDs.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... OOPS- I think your dick just fell off- is that a vagina!?

I wish to fuck without any consequences!!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's only with male horses and you don't have a choice on the when. Ouch.

I wish I was a super saiyan.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

ooc: Yay! Male horses!

ic:

Granted, but you can't control your power- and your balls blow up.

[Shadowknight]

*Starts doing a crossword puzzle while waiting for a wish to grant*

[Gunter VanCrimson]

I WISH FOR MALE HORSES TO HUMP!!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, the male horses now have humps like camels and countless zoo people take them away for study leaving you all alone.

I wish for a water gun that's even bigger than the one I own now.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted. A water tank crushes you.

I wish for he gravity here to be lower