Grant a wish.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but a sithlord comes with them and slices your head off

i wish for more senceless violence in thw world

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... they all happen to you.

I wish to run around with scisors.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but when you fall they magically appear in mine....

I wish for you to stop running....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but when my speed drops below a certain point the world blows up.

I wish for a milkshake.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted... I start shaking my ass like a milkshake... :shock:

I wish for me to stop my vanilla rump....

[Shadowknight]

GRANTED! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY! GRANTED!

I wish for some eye soap.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but after washing my rump dances again.....

I wish for you to wish it too stop...

[Shadowknight]

GRANTED!

I WISH FOR IT TO STOP!!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but now I am horny and my rump shakes even more....

I wish for.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

[Seit The Reaper]

Granted....*kicks blueeyedgabulvo0o in the ass sending him flying.*

i wish his ass would stay in orbit around the world and everytime it passes by us that it would be known as "Assmergedon".