Grant a wish.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, it will never haunt you again- it will haunt you every single frickin second.

I wish for more stuff to wish for!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but now you get transported to my basement where you can't speak and the wishes you make cannot be granted....

I wish for someone to make a house call...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, a doctor comes but he charges 8 times his normal price for making a house call.

I wish for the Human spirits of light and darkness.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- uh.... what's a house call?

I wish for more numbers on my celphone!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted......

I wish for gunter to get more numbers!!!!

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but my celphone blows up.

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I wish for a new celphone!!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but its mine in taped up and it doesn't work 2 %of the time....

I wish for you to call me.....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I'm working as a telemarketer at the moment.

I wish for telemarketers to stop calling during dinner.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted, just granted.....

I wish for nothing bad to me because I granted the wish normally.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... They call all the time.

I wish that I had new accesories for my gameboy DS-