Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's a pineapple grenade and the whip cream is plastic explosives.

I wish for someone to eat that, except me.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Orochimaru is that snake-guy from Naruto.

Granted, enjoy your barney flavored cheesecake.

I wish for the whole collection of keyblades!!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, do you have $9287.98? (Hell With The Devil like quote)

I wish not to have to go to gym classes again, I hate exercising my human body >.<

[Gunter VanCrimson]

(Yes- I do.)

Granted- you now go to school 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 12 months a year, 365 days a year... to excercise your mind.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

I wish for an alternate dimension!!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's inhabited by barneys.

I wish to be in that dimension with a large shotgun and infinite ammo.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the Barney's come to our dimmension and you are stuck in there forever.

I wish that that coin is mine! *jumps on coin*

[Shadowknight]

The coin is actually a grenade that I made. I'd help you but I'm in this crazy dimension.

I wish I was out of this crazy dimension and back in my own.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but yours is also suffering the same fate.

I wish for no more dimensions.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you just negated all existence.

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