Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the rest of his family, the yellow one and I think green, come to live with you.

I wish for a digital camera that had more than 256 KB of memory on it.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but the camera was a fake- so it only had like... 12kb.

I wish for a new mode of transportation!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I have a large cannon that you can shoot yourself out of.

I wish for a Triforce tattoo on the back of my hand.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- But since I don't know what triforce is- I just tattoed a smiley face on the back of your hand that says: "Let's be friends!"

I wish that Barney's relatives, like Barney, would ALSO vanish completely from existance! For good!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they dissapear into another dimension that is able to communicate with you through and reflective surface.

I wish for the master sword.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but it has a mind of it's own- and eventually makes you do countless chores.

I wish for the Kusanagi (Orochimaru's Sword, and The ship from Gundam Seed)

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but since I never saw Gundam Seed and have no clue who orochamuisantoronomikanto, or whatever his name was, is here's a butter knife and paper airplane.

I wish for a butler to clean up my room. Mustn't fear animals and must have extreme courage and willing to risk life by going into my closet, which even I'm afraid to enter.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but he fears cleaning.

I wish for you to have an apple.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I don't like apples so I throw it at you.

I wish for an orange.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but as I like oranges, I turn it to juice and drink it for myself.

I wish for a pineapple with whipcream.