Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but I'm sleeping on top of it and won't even bulge.

I wish to have a popcicle.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's water flavored.

I wish for a tiger so I can terrify the populace.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it'll play with me most of the time, nia :3

I wish to have a collar.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but the spikes are inward.

I wish for a bone. (er)

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I stole it from the museum so now they're after you.

I wish for a rocket so I can launch things into space.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it hasn't enough fuel and then it comes crashing on the ground making the nuclear explosion of the month.

I wish for a new kind of humans.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, they are the plushie men. But your the only one.

I wish for the death of all that is cute and cuddly, except DMX.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted. But they come back and haunt you.

I wish that I had power over all things solid.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it only works in worlds made entirely out of Jello or water.

I wish for a flying machine that can travel through time.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- But you crashed in the neolithic period.

I wish... FOR BARNEY TO VANISH OFF THE FACE OF EXISTANCE!!