Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but for that, you must dance as Barney the dinosaur 23 hours a day for the babies and children.

I wish to have my own Sukiyaki chef that just does whatever I tell him for free.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but he can't cook for shit and you decide to order pizza instead.

I wish for a large bag of money.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it only has the Dollar sing, it's empty.

I wish for a hotdog to eat, not a dog!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's made mostly of Raccon meat and an old boot.

I wish for a large farm fresh hamburger.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

One order of dung-hamburger- ORDER UP!

I wish for french-fries...

[Zephyr of Darkness]

Granted, but the oil is from the French revolution times.

I wish I can have a bigger room.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you'll have to share it with a charity assosiation for needed children.

I wish to have $600

[Zephyr of Darkness]

Ok, but they are in pesos from 1968

I wish I had a PSX 2.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it only can use Barney games, all the others makes it freeze over and over again.

I wish for a rolling stone (wtf?)

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but his roadies have to come along and they tottaly trash your house during a party.

I wish for a cookie the size of my head.