Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it turns into a really soft banana in mid-air.

I wish for school to disappear.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... it disappears- only the building though. now you have to study in "vacant lots"

I wish for a different educational system... like fighting monsters to level up and allocating status points to your STR and INT to make you stronger and smarter!

[DragonMasterX]

GRANTED! We are all trapped inside an RPG! yay!

I wish for a little dagger to carry around as my primary weapon because I'm too small for everything else.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but the dagger is almost twice as big as you.

I wish for a rare item!!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, here you are *gives a coal*

I wish for a new clock.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's only correct 2 times a day.

I wish to be a dragoon if we were in an RPG.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you won't tame me! x3

I wish for another way of talking.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, heres a piece of paper and a pen.

I wish for a lephracaun.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it eats you alive without even letting you name it, later on, someone names him Carl, and he turns into a fat man that collects stamps.

I wish to know where I took there from.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, You took it from an episode of Jhonny Bravo (Sounds familiar) and now they plan on sueing you for everything you own, and the owners of Digimon have found out about you through them and are after you too.

I wish for WORLD DOMINATION! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA