Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, Your now the proud owner and sole employee of a slaughter house which you must work.

I wish for a large gun so I can take care of these barneys

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... it's a toy barney gun that sings a random barney song each time you pull the trigger- non-lethal.

I wish for the torture to end!!!

[Shadowknight]

Granted. I'LL SHOW YOU NON-LETHAL! *Bashes the toy gun over the heads of every Barney*

I wish for these bodies to be out of my house.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the ghosts of them will stay and sing that stupid song over and over again to haunt you for the rest of your life.

Mar: Hey! I was typing!

DMX: Go and hug your two fire digimon.

Meramon: Come here cutie... *grabs Mar and drags him away*

Mar: Curse that wish!!

DMX: Heh... I wish that I could see what those two are going to do to him.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- they rot openly under your house so the smell wafts upward, into your house.

I wish Nanaki didn't sound so gay in the english dub of advent children!

[Shadowknight]

First off, I think he prefers Red XIII. Second, HE BETTER NOT HAVE A BAD DUB OTHERWISE SONY HAS MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!

Granted, your with them, and you have a Meramon and a Skullmeramon of your own.

I wish I could use the Byakugan and the Sharingan.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

His dub's pretty good, it's his voice I'm worried about- it's okay- but the ACCENT- nah, he feels hurt when called XIII. Experiment thing, poor guy...

Granted, but you're blind.

I wish I had Nanaki!!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but as I know nothing about Naruto or what the heck you are talking about, you have to go through a training of 78 years to master them both perfectly.

I wish that this two girls turn into two AquaVeemon.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I can't find a pic of Aguaveemon so I just give you two Calamaramon.

I wish for food, I'm hungry.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Nanaki is red XIII. lol.

Granted, but as soon as you eat, your balls fall off.

I wish for Nanaki!