Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you'll have to go through this too...

I wish for some cauccino, I need it! or I'll fall.. asleep... *snores* ZzZzzz..

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's decaf *sets coffe next to DMX*

I wish for a mountain dew, again, so I don't fall asleep.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it's poisoned by the MP's they've been following you for quite a time now... xP

I wish to be able to try some Mountain Dew, not the poisoned or screwed up one, since I want to try it as the name is likeable by me.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, do you have 7-up? It's basically that but sweeter and lots more sugar.

I wish for a machete.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... heres the Machete Mach3 Razor shaver... three blades... kiss all those hair away.

I wish I could STOP looking like I just rose from the grave.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, now you look like your still in the grave.

I wish for a handheld Nuclear weapon.

[DrunkenMunkee]

granted, but it will explode all over you.

I wish for a puppy.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's this one:



*Shudders*

I wish never to have to see that again.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

granted, I will hump holes in your eyes.

I wish for speakers.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they only speak about why they like George W. Bush and you can't get them to shut up.

I wish that whatever unholy creature gave birth to that dog is long dead.