Grant a wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but its made out of salami.....

I wish for peace within my inner tourmoil

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: I can live with that *eats salami*

Granted, but your inner turmoil's inner turmoil appears and bitch slaps both of you.

I wish for something to drink, I downed every bottle of soda I had.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but the cans are as small as a bottle cap.....
I wish to have a Gabumon suit that I could lug around.....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it's easely flamable.

I wish for a kitty!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

(teehhee)
Granted but its a white leapord that doesn't obey you and is very horny....

I wish to enjoy this music I create...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you know have the song stuck in your head and it slowly drives you crazy.

I wish I could use ninjutsu like in Naruto.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you'll anytime you use it, you lose one year of life.

I wish for nine lamps.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they look like care bears.

I wish for a cockatoo, those birds are awesome.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but the birds have cocks on their heads.....

I wish not to see them at all.....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you do have to live with them wheither you see them or not is up to you.

I wish for an AK-47.