Grant a wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you have a fetish of only kissing trees...

I wish to have a plane ticket to Romania.....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you have to go not 1st class, not coach, but last class. You have to sit on the airplane wing.

I wish I could travel like that.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted, but somehow I switch with you in mid flight.... WEEEEEEEEEEeeee!

I wish to have a job that pays more than most jobs.....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you now work for 50 cents an hour, it's more than child labor.

I wish for a bowl of ice-cream.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but its on your head.....

I wish to chillax playing my favorite video game....for hours

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you beat it in five minutes and are forced to play it forever.

I wish for a game that never ended but always stayed exciting.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted , but after you try to play this game the second time it stops working.....

I wish there was a better way to spend today then on my labby....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, spend it talking to us through your lappy.

I wish batman would come out of the closet about him and robin. You just know they're gay.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but they throw themselves in the closet with you..... :shock:

I wish to be able to have a song that makes me milions of dollars....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you blow it all on cheese and your fans abandon you after a week because your just a fad.

I wish santa would bring me a sword.