Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but a Raven will start to follow you around... only saying... ''never more'' again and again... making you mad... till losing sanity to dangerous levels.

I wish I wouldn't have to go now...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I freeze time but unfortunately now we live in a timeless void where we are frozen in place for all eternity never to move, talk, feel, or think again.

I wish I could grant a happy wish.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, But I screwed it up.

I wish for my life to be taken back!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you're taken back 2 seconds into the past.

I wish I could control time.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but you instantly age 99999999999999999999999999999.... millenia. -and lose the power.

I wish for a tail- and claws.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the tail just looks like some deformed bone or something and everyone just yells at you to clip your nails.

I wish for a baby godzilla.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- and he eats you. SLOWLY.

I wish for a good night.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but every other night becomes 10 times worse than before.

I wish I had Batman's belt.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but you have to take batman along too. He follows you around, yelling at you.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

I wish for the kiss of poison ivy.