Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, *kick my own sister out of the planet*

DMX: I really fed up with her... now... at least I got rid of some stress :P

I wish to be have some alcoholic drink...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I turn you into a beer then hand you to an alchoholic.

I wish for a giant robot. Chicks dig giant robots .

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the girls will go with your robot and you'll be left alone.

I wish to have a robot who can give me free burgers.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the burgers are laced with mad cow disease.

I wish for a Motorcycle.

P.S. 1600 posts! Whoohoo!

[DragonMasterX]

OOC: YAY! NICE!

Granted, but it's mine and you won't use it.

I wish for a new cel phone with GPS setting.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but your mom uses it so she can spy on you when you go on dates.

I wish for a bunny!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the next day there'll be two... and in one month... you'll be attacked by an army of bunnies.

I wish to have some pizza.

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: I TOLD YOU BUNNIES WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Good thing I prepared for this day.

Granted, but I ate almost 7/8 of it first.

I wish for the other 1/8. I'm still hungry.

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: No you didn't, I did... wait I didn't... BUT I WAS ABOUT TO!

Granted, but you get to pay the bill: 99138899991 Dollars, and you have no butterflies with you.

I wish for a camping tent.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it has a small hole in it that leaks all night and you can't FIND IT AND IT DRIVES YOU CRAZY WITH IT'S CONSTANT DRIPPING!! *tears apart a nearby tent* IT'S THE DRIPPING OF THE HIDEOUS TENT!

I wish for the entire Edgar Allen Poe collection. That guy was awesome, creepy, but awesome.