Grant a wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

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Granted but the bike only has one wheel and it only goes in reverse...

I wish to have a horrible day and die tommorrow....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, and in the middle of the day, a sheep called Ba'ah will stomp your feet and don't say sorry, but a simple ''bah''.

I wish for a new wheel.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted here you go?....

I wish to know why you need a wheel...

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but as you can't manage the truth, you end up commiting suicide.

I wish to be judge.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

(I wish) sighhhhh.........

Granted but every trial you'll have a hung jury and never judge anyone to anything.....

I wish to be as plumber in a porno movie....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but all you do is fix the tub so they can make out in it then you leave.

I wish for an endless supply of gummi bears.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but they suddenly come to life and gang up on you, then eat you down.

I wish to be as shiny as a crystal.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but someone breaks you into small pieces of crystal and sells you to random people.

I wish for a house that's built in the trees.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but there is no way to get up.....

I wish for simplicity.....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, your IQ is reduced to 1 so you can only understand the most simplistic things.

I wish for a metal arm like the kid from Full Metal Alchemist.