Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I reprogram it to only go after girls.

I wish for four arms, that would rock.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but one of them always does something unappropriate for the situation......

I wish to see what kind of naughty things it might do to you....

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lonelygabu~~
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[Shadowknight]

Nothing, I cut it off and live with three arms.

I wish for that watch thingy from Ben 10.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it comes into you as jibberish and its mad fuzzy.... A plus its sounds hilarious.....

I wish not to laugh at this kind of stupidity....

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lonelygabu~~
~~

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you'll laugh at the most inoportune moments.

I wish to have a new cel phone.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but the cell phone will have 10 minutes and nothing more....

I wish for DMX to get a better cell phone....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, the new cellphone has 11 minutes of battery life.

I wish my stupid scanner would work. I've tried everything from swearing at it to hitting with a bat and nothing.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it works, but your PC breaks down.

I wish for a new set of wishes.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but everytime you make a wish you have to take a really bad shit......Really bad 2 hours of pushing one.....

I wish to have someone to cuddle up with at night...

[DragonMasterX]

Granted *gives Gabu a Dragomon* well... he'll be the one to cuddle you I think...

I wish for a new pair of shoes.