Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

C) now means DMX isn't as cool as Shadowknight.

I wish everyone knew what that meant.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but every time somone somewhere looks at it you get hit by a car nomatter where you are or what your doing

Me and my brother are the only ones who know it, it wouldn't be on a disk.

well he wished for a disk that could trancelate any language than you granted it but it only trancelated it into shadonese so i gave him a way to trancelate it

i wish i was smarter than i am now... but not enuff to make my head explode or anything like that

[Shadowknight]

Granted, your IQ goes up 0.000000000000000000000000001 point.

I wish for a walrus, I don't know why though.

[Seit The Reaper]

Granded....your screwed,lol...the Walrus runs after you with a hatchetand cuts your head off.....

i wish i was the Hatchet that the walrus was carrying.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but after killing me he decides to use the hatchet as a backscratcher and uses it on his but every day.

I wish to be a samurai.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but after your first mission you get captured and beheaded....

I wish to be an astronaut....

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lonelygabu~~
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[Seit The Reaper]

Granded,your the only headless Samarai know to mankind.only 15-seconds into being a samarai 251 ninjas jump you.

i wish that i could backflip

[Shadowknight]

Lonely: Granted, your first mission is to go to the moon but you go to mars and when you get back your put under arrest for the rest of your life for hijacking a space shuttle.

Seit: Granted, but when you try it for the first time you land on you neck and become a quadrapolegic.

I wish for a million real dollars in un marked US currency.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

To bad the american money is automatically going to burn as soon as it gets in contact with air....

I wish to have a nice piece of real estate....

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lonelygabu~~
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[Shadowknight]

Granted, here's a brick from bill gates mansion.

I wish to own Nintendo.