Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

I know, I pulled an all nighter to finish my lemon last night. I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN ALMOST 24 HOURS!

Granted, *hands DMX a pie filled with pig guts and bull testicles*

I wish to be 500 feet tall.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but you can't handle your own weight, and eventually crush yourself.

I wish... to start at a new beginning.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you start at the beggining of a 500K race and if you don't finish it you get eaten by chipmunks.

I wish for the ability to talk to fish.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but they don't give a damn, and they eat you alive.

I wish I could speak every language- and to understand every language- and for a bitch.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but all life is wiped out so you have no one to talk to, and the female dog bites you.

I wish for a pet wolf. Who will this tick off?

[Gunter VanCrimson]

(eek- no- not the wolf- ARGH!!)

Granted... but he it likes me more- so we leave you... alone with the bitch. which you screw while being bitten.

I wish for more wolves. (don't screw this up TOO much)

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they're half breed with a husky, (I feel nice today)

I wish for one of those huskies with the two diffrent colored eyes.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

(awww... I owe you every fiber of my being.)
Granted... they're all blue, and the other is a little darker blue. (I'd say "but theyre blind", but I love huskies!)

I wish for a dinosaur- and I don't care if it eats me- or harms anything else!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it eats your computer so you can't go online, (Niceness passed )

I wish for a girl like this:



(Drools)

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... but do you know what? she's actually an old, bald, fat guy who wears glasses. (me too. )

I wish for something better.