Grant a wish.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but your mouth will be sewn shut

i wish i could jump up to 100 yards in the air and land unharmed with ease

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but a low flying hanglider hits you.

I wish I had a dirt bike.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted *hands you a bike made from dirt... than it crumbles on our carpet*

i wish for a wish to wish for

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it won't be granted to you.

I wish to have new good ideas for comedy in the forums <.<

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but all you get hit with is some more pies....

I wish to be cryogenically suspended so that I could see if furries walk the earth...

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lonelygabu~~
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[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you'll break apart in million pieces when someone eventaully tries to get you out and he or she will say ''Oops... my bad...''

I wish for a dollar.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted... but the dollar is counterfited and you end up being arested and getting a life sentence

i wish my wish was granted

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it will be granted by me

I wish for a hot AquaRivamon that loves me unconditionally.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted. too bad that thes second it gets to you it infaltes and eventually pops....

I wish for people to stop wishing more wishes....

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lonelygabu~~
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[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted