Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

DMX's brain: Granted, but you'll find out that the aspirin was just rat venom.

DMX's brain: Hmm, I wish to grow bigger so I can rule this world and you humans!

*Homer walking nearby with beer on hands*

Homer: Poor lizard... *shakes head* Hmm... I know what will snap him out *pours some of his beer on DMX's mouth, then walks away*

DMX's brain: No! Wait! agh!! *cricket chirping*

DMX: *wakes up* damnit... ignore that last wish, I wish that Homer would share more beer... I need it.

[Shadowknight]

Shadow's brain: Like i'm gonna make it so Shadow can come back around. AHHHHH! THAT'S IT THIS KID HAS SOME MESSED UP DREAMS I AM SO GONE! *sounds of a door opening and footsteps walking away*

Shadow: Huh? What did I miss? *reads previous posts* oh, Granted, but it's alchohol free beer.

I wish for season tickets to the Rush games.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted... but the tickets are for last season

i wish the next person cant grant this wish

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted (counts how many ,damn thats alot) You know what, you just die.... No asprin for you?....

I wish to hermit myself in Thailand and live alone for the rest of life getting enlighted and be able to learn mind over matter...

~~
lonelygabu~~
~~

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

GRANTED IN HUGE TEXTbut the rest of it is in small text

A E I Own u

i wish i would stop playing with the colors the text can be in already

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

(lol, kind of bored there?....) Granted....
...
...
I think all that work is punishment enough....

I wish to find love and enjoy the sex and everything else in this world and not die....

~~
lonelygabu~~
~~

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted... but than you wake up, find out it was all just a dream and will never come true and decide to shoot yourself... but you dont have a gun so you decide to jump off a bridge... than you realize there are no bridges near you... so you deside to slit your wrists... but you cant find somthing sharp... so your forced to live a long n lonly virgin life...


HUGE RED TEXT FTW!!!!!!

anyway i wish i dont share the same fate... i want a much much worse fate

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted. You spend life talking to me about my childhood.

I wish no one would listen to me!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but dogs and animals are included.

I wish my cat would stop waking me up in the morning by jumping on my head.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it will wake you up by scratching your face.

I wish three orders of BigMac's.