Grant a wish.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but u have to sleep with bugs ;D

I wish I wasn't hungry

[Yumi]

Granted, but you'll get hungry in 5 mins

I wish facebook wasnt down!

[GabumonFan]

Granted, but it's incredibly slow and full of spam.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Btw WOOT portal 2

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but the cake gets to ur face....ouch

I wish I had more stuff to play with

[Yumi]

Granted but..... the toy gets broken the minute you use it! lol!

[GabumonFan]

Granted but the game doesn't end.

I wish I had a talking dog.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but the only thing that the dog talks about is his manic depressive suicidal tendencies

I wish I could be the ultimate Transformer that transforms into a T-Rex

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but then a meteor crushes you. That tends to happen to dinosaurs a lot.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

[Yumi]

Granted but you will get tired again in ten minutes

I wish I have a dog for a pet... i miss the old one

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, its an old dog....a very old dog.

I wish I could make a good time after work tomorrow